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Dr Pepper · **Joined:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:55 pm **Posts:** 70

Hehehe, that one rings a bell Bob...

Bob's Your Uncle · **Joined:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:03 pm **Posts:** 93

Lol - like it!!!!! :lol:

Bob's Your Uncle · **Joined:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:03 pm **Posts:** 93

George Clooney is going to star in a new movie about Gary Glitter, It's called Ohh-She's Eleven.

Bob's Your Uncle · **Joined:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:03 pm **Posts:** 93

I was flicking through the channels last night when I stumbled upon two things of interest - Football and porn. Faced with this dilemma, I asked my girlfriend what I should watch She replied "The porn - you know how to play football." The bitch.

Bob's Your Uncle · **Joined:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:03 pm **Posts:** 93

Can u believe the crazy stuff people do these days? I was at church & someone started drinking beer right next to me! I was so shocked I almost dropped my weed

Dave Schwarzenegger · **Posted:** Wed May 26, 2010 3:32 pm

I saw a hypnotist last night.

He hypnotised seven men , then dropped the microphone on his foot & yelled , f * * k me.

It wasn't a pretty sight

:lol:

General Grabber · **Joined:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:29 pm **Posts:** 126

Bob's Your Uncle · **Joined:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:03 pm **Posts:** 93

boy asks his mum "is it wrong to have a willy" she says no, why do you ask? boy replies, COZ DADS IN THE BATHROOM SWEATING LIKE MAD TRYING 2 PULL HIS OFF....

Bob's Your Uncle · **Joined:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:03 pm **Posts:** 93

Northumbria police have put a £10k price tag on Raoul Moat. If he doesnt get caught by Tuesday, it goes up to £20k. Making it a Raoul over.

Bob's Your Uncle · **Joined:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:03 pm **Posts:** 93

I saw a really sad looking AA man this morning, and I thought to myself. . . that man is heading for a breakdown.

Dave Schwarzenegger · **Posted:** Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:43 pm

Where d'ya get 'em :?:

Keep up the good work :lol:

Bob's Your Uncle · **Joined:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:03 pm **Posts:** 93

I met a girl in a pub last night and we ended up going back to her house.

After a few more drinks we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa.

She looked at me and said, "Let's take this upstairs".

I said, "Ok, you grab one end and I'll grab the other".

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